← dankbillboard

terms

what you’re buying

Time on one billboard, for $1 a minute. Some text, a color, and a link. Buy a minute or buy a day — there’s no limit, you just pay for every minute of it. Paying more moves you up the queue ahead of people who paid less. That’s the whole product.

the queue

Position is decided by how much you’ve paid toward it, and ties break by who got there first. Anyone can pay to get in front of you at any time until your slot starts. Once it starts, it’s yours — nobody can jump a slot that’s already on the board.

Estimated wait times are estimates. A slot can run for a minute or for days, so what’s ahead of you matters far more than how many are ahead of you — one slot in front might be an afternoon. Nothing guarantees when yours runs.

credit

Money you add becomes credit on your account. Minutes and queue jumps are spent from it. Credit doesn’t expire. It isn’t transferable and it isn’t cash — it can only be spent here.

what you can’t put up

Nothing illegal. No malware, phishing, or anything designed to deceive people into giving up money or credentials. No content sexualizing minors. No targeted harassment of a specific person.

You can only link a bare domain — yoursite.com, not a page or a path within it. No link shorteners, no IP addresses. It means abuse costs someone a whole domain rather than a free page on somebody else’s, and when a domain gets blocked it stays blocked along with its subdomains.

Domains are screened automatically before purchase. Screening is not a guarantee, a domain can still redirect somewhere we didn’t see, and nothing on the board is an endorsement of anything it points at.

pulling things down

We can remove any slot, queued or live, for any reason, without warning. If we do, what you paid toward it comes back as credit on your account.

Refunds are issued as credit rather than back to your card or wallet. For stablecoin payments that’s the only option available — an on-chain transfer can’t be reversed once it settles — and we do the same for cards so there is one rule rather than two.

the numbers

The viewer count is the number of browsers with the page open, counted honestly. It will often be small. Click counts are clicks on your link. Neither is audited, and neither is promised to be any particular number when you buy.

no warranty

This is a dumb billboard someone built for fun. It’s provided as-is, with no uptime guarantee. If it breaks, unspent credit is what you have a claim to.

Questions or something that needs taking down: team@dankbillboard.lol